What the Hell Was Grampa Thinkin? Bill Metzger

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What the Hell Was Grampa Thinkin?  by  Bill Metzger

What the Hell Was Grampa Thinkin? by Bill Metzger
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Have you ever just finished doin some damn fool thing, right before you realized it was about the dumbest thing you coulda done at that particular junction? Well, I have, more times than I like to admit. However, now that Im a grandpa, several... MoreHave you ever just finished doin some damn fool thing, right before you realized it was about the dumbest thing you coulda done at that particular junction?

Well, I have, more times than I like to admit. However, now that Im a grandpa, several times over, Ive taken the time to put my shenanigans into story form. I threw in a dash of humor here and there that probably wasnt anywhere around when I perpetrated my head-shakin’ stunts!If youre like me, you may have had times when you woke up in the middle of the night with a bladder thats a quart over full and a brain thats right on a quart low! Only to find yourself in a second story bedroom, of an old ranch house, that had never been introduced to indoor plumbing.

In this predicament it seemed to me, in my youth, quite logical to give the potted plant on the window sill, its 3:00 AM squirt of water. That momentary feeling of relief, when done several times, soon leads to gettin your hide nailed to the barn door, after stiff sniffy snuffy big people, finally figure out why the Gardenia plant smells like a Peeony!Thats when someone feels compelled to ask, What the hell was Grampa Thinkin? That’s, possibly, a question without any good answer and what makes this book worth reading. It hangs onta over 150 short to stupid stories, about where and how, I squandered large portions of my life.

It also allows you to see which mis-episodes you, yourself, probably engaged in and hoped would some day go away or just slowly fade into the sunset! My plan is to make you laugh hard enough at my mis-doins to bring tears to yer eyes. Just be careful not to get the pages soggy or short-out your electronic readin gizzmo! And for cry-men-ee sakes dont let your kids get their mitts on this cobbled together piece of un-literary work. It may give them a whole lot more ideas on ways to screw things up than you want to be in line for to handle.

Cause, rest assured, if it bordered on insanity and didnt work, I tried it - probably more than once! So why not take a shot at owning the only book like this, in captivity? If for no other reason, than, to see if you can laugh yourself silly!



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